TES - Why does the Dunmer cross the road jokeWhy does the Dunmer cross the road?We pretend to have interviewed some eminent minds and orders to answer this question.AkatoshIf the Dunmer walks five miles in one hour it will take him precisely two seconds and a third of a second to cross the road.ArkayThe road is one-way only and I await at the end of it.DibellaHmm, I like nasty Dunmers...JulianosWe all have to cross the road to open our mind to more knowledge but shall not step away from the path of wisdom.KynarethThe Dunmer goes where the wind blows and no road will tell him where to walk.MaraHe must be looking for some fertile grounds to plant some seeds...S